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At age 4 I castrated a man because he looked at my tricycle wrong. By age 7 I was a heavy drinker with little remorse about my past life as a pimp in Hong Kong. At 9 I had already been on Hardcopy and had written a book on how to survive in the big house. The next few years are a "blur" ...but I showed up back in the states around 1999 with some questionable women and 3 donkeys. (later the Amercian version of the "donkey show" was invented. It's the same as the Mexican version, I just charged more) I have been credited with such fancy moves as the Dirty Sanchez and Upper Decker, as a choreographer I developed many new positions that have